This Whacked Out Dude Crushing Uptown Funk Is My Spirit Animal

I’ll have what he’s having. Seriously. Cause all the Molly in the state is the only thing that’ll get me to feel this fly while boogieing down. I mean, at least he can actually dance and be confident in himself without the help. I’m all alone out there. Other than killing the dice dance I’m Flynn White on Quaaludes on the floor. Teach me, young honkey. Or at least give me whatever I need to put my mind in another dimension.

I don’t care how old and overplayed this song is, it’s still a jam. #UptownWhiteFunk will forever hold strong.