Today In Donald Trump: Just Reading Off South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham's Cell Phone Number At a Campaign Event

Trump 2016! That was awesome. I think everyone with 2 brain cells has the same general feeling about Trump at this point: Guy is a maniac, but god damn if he isn’t entertaining as hell. Disrespectful as all fuck to basically call John McCain a pussy for getting captured in Nam, but at the same time, he keeps us coming back for more. He’s Howard Stern at this point. That’s the perfect comparison. People listen because they like him, or they listen because they hate him and want to see what he’s going to say next. Either way, he’s crushing the headlines and the polls right now. Do we want him as president? I have no clue. Kind of in a train-wreck way. We’ve never seen anything like it. We could just sit back and watch the insanity. And hey, if it doesn’t work out, the sun is going to swallow us all eventually anyway. That’s my outlook on life at this point.