Clem's Live Reaction To The Jared Porter News Was Hilariously Sad

Look, I'm fully on board with the #SonsOfUribe movement. Sure, KFC's whiny bitch ass is banned from it, but Clem and I are steering that pirate ship straight to the Island of Mediocrity, even if the Mets have their new owner and all these fancy new toys and players and everything. 

But that doesn't mean I can't laugh at the Mets when they do Mets things. I mean in the last two offseasons, they have hired a budding star of a manager who didn't last more than like 3 hours as manager before he was fired for cheating as a player, and they hired a budding star of a GM who didn't last more than like 3 hours before HE was fired for being a total creep. I mean I've never seen this with any organization in any sport EVER, and it happened to the Mets in back to back years.

I'm sorry but I gotta laugh. It's just absolutely hilarious to me, even if Clem is the one taking the brunt of it. His face when he transitioned from reading about Tyler Chatwood's signing to the Jared Porter news was laugh out loud funny: 

The look of disappointment is real, but make no mistake about it, there is no surprise in this reaction. None at all. It's just another "Mets being Mets" look of disgust. Just a simple "yup, that makes total sense!" reaction filled with disappointment. Poor clem. Poor poor clem. 

Now obviously Porter is a creep and ruined his own life for being an internet pervert that probably comments on the blogs that immediately follow smokeshow posts so he could anonymously tell people that he wants to use the girl's asshole as an underwater breathing apparatus, and that's not funny. That's sick and twisted. But the fact that this came out just a month or so after being named GM of the Mets is funny. I'm sorry, it just is. 

I'm sorry I laughed Clem. 

Also - it's been said already but the worst part of what he did to me is BY FAR the 62 texts he sent without a response. The dick pic was dumb and stupid even if it was just a "stock image" (lol) but dude… get a clue man. 62 texts to a girl and she doesn't respond to one? You canNOT do that and I wouldn't want someone that does pull a move like that anywhere around my organization. This is the tip of the iceberg with him IMO - who knows what other skeletons he has in his closet.