I Like Your Jammies
I love this girl's pajama preferences
Did I ever tell you guys about the other day when I was standing in line at a food truck? Socially distanced of course.
The guy in front of me read the menu:
"Cheeseburgers: $5"
"Handjobs: $10"
He walks up to the window and a beautiful blonde is working behind the counter.
The guy says to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" as he hands her ten bucks.
"Yes, I am" she replied seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want two cheeseburgers," he said.