In No Way, Shape, Or Form Should This Gigantic Slide From The Heavens Be Legal On Earth

A real life Super Fun Happy Slide to doom. Somebody call Lundy Law cause that death slide has lawsuit written all over it. I agree that getting hurt on playground equipment is a step below getting hair on the nuts to becoming a man, but this may be a bit much. If it’s a wet day somebody’s being launched at ludicrous speed across the horizon and if it’s a hot one someone’s booty is getting cooked to the bone. No thank you. Put this thing up there with the other slides in the Death Chute HOF.