Marshawn Lynch Can Kick A Kick Ball A Country Mile

Hooooo boy. That first kick (which definitely wasn’t foul) made my jaw drop just as much as any Giancarlo Stanton home run I’ve ever seen. The best part is who we’ve got playing the hot corner…

Like a 6 year old girl. Neither her nor the shortstop are game ready and Marshawn couldn’t care less. If you wanted someone to play down to the competition and let the kid’s win then invite someone else. You want someone to come drop missile kicks and maybe behead a child? Then you invite Beast Mode.