Doesn't matter! There's no laws or regulations against reproduction, and we've done gone did it! We're gonna be a baby daddy! Well, maybe. If it doesn't end up going D-1 we're putting it right back. Just kidding. Probably.
But seriously, it's been a wild ride here at Barstool Sports over the past 10+ years (a decade???? Good GOD). Even though there's a lot of stuff that's still private and will stay that way, there are some things that are just unavoidable. My wife and I are extremely happy and blessed to be welcoming our first child into the world this May. I'm still not 100% sure how to involve a child in both the real world and, well, whatever the hell this life is at Barstool, but the cat couldn't really stay in the bag forever. As long as it's happy and healthy (only the latter confirmed so far), then I'm good. But other than this and when the baby is born, I'm not exactly sure if they'll ever be public again until, as father of all generations Homer Simpson once promised:
But we would sincerely like to thank everyone for the love we've received from both internally at Barstool and the people.
Now, back to the important matters at hand - Here's some #NeverGoFullHardo content for you to get used to as another dominate member of the pack enters this realm of glory:
Can't Apologize For Making A Girl Cry In Dodgeball. Won't - FULL BLOG HERE
Coed Intramural Beer League Softball
More Coed Dodgeball, for some reason:
Coed Intramural Flag Football
At The Poker Table
Wedding Party Entrance:
Pro-Lacrosse Halftime Event
Vs The Dreaded Infinity Bull
VS. More Mascots - Fuck That Llama
Still got it. Maybe. Can only hope it skips a generation or 8.