Prince Harry and Megan Markle Continue Their Run As The Worst Royals In The History Of Royalty

Source - The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are becoming podcasters.

Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, have inked an exclusive multiyear deal with Spotify through newly formed production company Archewell Audio. Together, they plan to host and produce podcasts that uplift and entertain audiences.

The partnership will kick off later this month with a holiday special hosted by the couple that will feature inspirational stories. Spotify-owned studio Gimlet will produce the show in partnership with Archewell Audio.

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^^Yes we are, Ron, yes we are. How about that? The former duke and duchess of Sussex are launching a podcast. A fucking podcast. Meaning they'll be competing with the like of The Anus Boys and Call Her Daddy. My how the mighty have fallen! They went from literally living in a palace with unlimited funds to couch surfing in LA to launching a podcast. I wouldn't be suprised if in a few months they're hawking 3Chi and Shady Rays promo code #ROYALS. 

Here's what they had to say about why they're getting into the bizz... 

"What we love about podcasting is that it reminds all of us to take a moment and to really listen, to connect to one another without distraction," Harry and Meghan said in a statement. "With the challenges of 2020, there has never been a more important time to do so, because when we hear each other, and hear each other’s stories, we are reminded of how interconnected we all are."

Sounds fascinating. Nothing more interesting than a buttoned up podcast with a big PR team. I genuinely wonder wether or not they realize that leaving the palace was a mistake. Like if they wanted to be celebrities they could've done it from there. They didn't have to uproot their entire lives and pretend to struggle. The whole thing is just so weird. Luckily Megan kinda knows what she's doing having been in Hollywood for years, but still. I just can't see this thing taking off. Then again, what do I know? Spotify seems optimistic…

"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex may live in California but the power of their voices rests in their status as citizens of the world," Spotify chief content and advertising business officer Dawn Ostroff said in a statement. "That they are embracing the extraordinary capacity of podcasts on Spotify while also seeking to elevate underrepresented voices is a testament to their appreciation for the potential of audio storytelling. We are proud to partner with the Duke and Duchess and look forward to listeners hearing directly from them and the other creators that they will be elevating via our global platform."

I were them I'd hit up the queen and try and get back in the family before it's too late. Oh well, best of luck to Harry and Megan, they're going to need it.