The Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccine Getting Wheeled Into A Hospital As A Bunch Of Different Sports Songs Play In The Background Is Old Fashioned Good Internetting

Look, I'm a simple man that enjoys simple pleasures. If you play a cartoon, mute the volume, and then turn on some rap music, I am going to giggle to myself like an asshole until you turn it off. Same goes with pretty much every meme that I understand as well as putting theme music behind a box of vaccines getting wheeled into a hospital like its the most important thing in the world, which it oddly is. For all the doom and gloom that the internet is responsible for, it is reassuring that while many of us smiled when seeing this modern medical miracle make its way into a hospital, the true heroes of the World Wide Web immediately made this moment even more incredible by adding some of our favorite sports themes.

As with all videos with new entrance music, the first thing that came to my mind was Stone Cold Steve Austin's music, which is undefeated at making videos better.

This may be a bit of a nitpick, but you really need to have Jim Ross losing his fucking mind as he yells "STONE COLD, STONE COLD".

We also got a remix involving the less successful bald wrestler from that era, even though that it is oddly the perfect theme for that box of tiny little COVID particles (if the people at GW had a sense of the moment, they would've put the vaccine through a sparkler shower, -90 degree temperature be damned).

Switching from sports entertainment to just ordinary sports, the NBA on ESPN remix might have been perfect.

The only thing missing was the vaccine wearing an outfit more ridiculous than anything Julian from Big Daddy would wear and call it fashion.

For the older generation that appreciate the classic, we got an NBA on NBC entrance.

Both NFL Sunday afternoon entrances that get you hyped after a morning agonizing over your bets and fantasy teams.

However, this was easily my favorite.

Me when I see the syringe the doctor is about to prick me with that will hopefully be an end to this shit factory we have been living in the last 9 months:

Well done internet! Here's to all this nonsense going away sooner rather than later so I can blog about the videos of stupid shit people do out in public instead of videos of a fucking box getting wheeled around.