Started this video and thought no chance this King Mabel looking chick can teach me about Sharks but boy was I wrong. Lessons on Lessons on Lessons.
Lesson 1 – Go to the beach, don’t go to the ocean. Not sure exactly how this works but fuck it, advice isn’t always supposed to be shit you understand.
Lesson 2 – She can swim, whole body floats like a mothefucker and black people don’t trust her because of it. (I think that’s what she said, honestly I’m still unclear on this one)
Lesson 3 – The Ocean is the Shark’s house, when you go in it, “you gonna ate up”.
Lesson 4 – This lady likes to eat Chicken and Peas, a lot.
Lesson 5 – Don’t really go anywhere because Bears are out there too.
And there you have it. Don’t say you haven’t been warned folks, when you go into a shark’s house, they’ll eat you. Signed, this fat black lady.
Seriously though that is Mabel/Viscera right?