Couple Quick Tips For Avoiding Shark Attacks This Summer, Brought To You By This Random Lady



Started this video and thought no chance this King Mabel looking chick can teach me about Sharks but boy was I wrong. Lessons on Lessons on Lessons.



Lesson 1 – Go to the beach, don’t go to the ocean. Not sure exactly how this works but fuck it, advice isn’t always supposed to be shit you understand.


Lesson 2 – She can swim, whole body floats like a mothefucker and black people don’t trust her because of it.  (I think that’s what she said, honestly I’m still unclear on this one)


Lesson 3 – The Ocean is the Shark’s house, when you go in it, “you gonna ate up”.


Lesson 4 – This lady likes to eat Chicken and Peas, a lot.


Lesson 5 – Don’t really go anywhere because Bears are out there too.



And there you have it. Don’t say you haven’t been warned folks, when you go into a shark’s house, they’ll eat you. Signed, this fat black lady.





Seriously though that is Mabel/Viscera right?


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