Jessie James Decker Went On Instagram To Invite Her Husband To Come See Her Naked And Seductive In The Bath

Imagine you're Eric Decker for a second. I know, pretty sweet life. You were a good football player. You're rich. You're married to Jessie James Decker. Now assume you're just hanging out on the couch, mindlessly  watching something like The Office while you scroll on your phone. You pop up Instagram and all of a sudden you see your wife inviting you to join her in the bath. 30 seconds to get there? Maybe less? He's way more athletic than any of us so maybe he cuts a few seconds off on the turns to get to the bathroom. 

There's the old cliche that sex life goes to hell once you get married. There's no doubt that's for sure not the case with the Decker's. Hell, she talks about how much she enjoys getting motorboated by him

He even makes sure to comment on the post that he enjoys how they are built for speed and comfort

I don't even know how anyone can shame them. I know there are people out there saying she shouldn't be posting on Instagram and just text him. Oh, no. Spice it up with a little Instagram post. Who cares how long it takes? You sit there and wait for your significant other to come to the tub. Again, this should take less than 30 seconds. Both to get to the tub and last in the tub. What a life the Decker's live. 

Following it up with a Happy Thirst-day picture is why she's great on Instagram