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TikToker Goes Viral For Her Story About... Wait. No... This Cant Be... Having Pin Worms In Her Butthole?

This video is so fucked up. I mean, sure. Having worms is gross but there's something that's just so fucked up about talking about having worms while you're eating a bowl of soybeans like it's fucking cereal. I don't know who this woman is. I don't know where she came from. I don't know how shes not my cohost on two different shows. I just know that I was legit taken aback by her account. Tape? What the fuck is the tape for? Are we taping our buttholes shut in order to show the doctor the exact amount of pinworms. Do they try to get past the tape to freedom? What does freedom look like for a pinworm?

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Goodness gracious.  I hope it doesn't look like that. 

That being said, imagine if you're doing some sex stuff and come up with a mustache full of larve. Gross but as far as I'm concerned, each pinworm and butthole infested with those pinworms is entitled to their own sexual or asexual proclivities. May a thousand blossoms bloom but I ain't gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 3 months a person in North Queensland is torn to pieces by a crocodile.