Of Course Coach Cal Stole The Show At The NBA Draft By Planting A Smokebomb At His Table

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Such a Cal move to plant some smoke in a tight dress at his table. Yeah it’s Trey Lyles’ girlfriend, so? You don’t know Cal doesn’t get to hit that. You don’t know that wasn’t part of the deal – I give you cash and a car, you give me a national championship, and if you don’t come through on your part I get to smash your girl at the NBA draft. Not only do I think that’s not too outlandish, I actually truly believe that’s what happened. Fucking Cal.