[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]
Even though it's WINDY in Perth! HILDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Unbelievable! Every time we look Down Under, it keeps getting better and better! Move over in your graves, Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy! Those goldilocks from Down Under can go head to head with anyone throughout history! Good on Hilde for having a day, everyday!! during a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with great HAIR up there! Even DOWN UNDER!!! Go Hilde Go!
HILDE BREAK: Go check on Fortnigt Boy for me and let him know to take it easy! I'm doing his job getting all the PAGEVIEWS in the world for him!!!
NOW LET'S GET BACK DOWN UNDER:
Go Hilde Go! Go Hilde Go! Go Hilde Go!