Welcome to Week 3 of our Stool Streams Jenga Season. Due to scheduling changes, we will have THREE broadcasts this week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday). And it all starts today at 1:30 PM ET, with a loaded lineup set to go. Let's help you win that $1,000 Progressive Jackpot:
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Match 1 - Purple Hedgehogs (1-0) vs. Muddah's Wake (1-0)
History: Dave 1-0, Ria 2-4, Glenny 3-2, Mush 1-1
Storylines: This is a battle for first place in Group A, which hasn't seen as much action as the other two groups up to this point so far. Dave and Ria return for the first time since the league opener in a win vs. Goose Mode, while Muddah's Wake comes back after a win vs. ZARCH.
Quotes to Remember: "Hopefully I can dangle a hamburger on the other side of the tower and have him [Glenny] walk through it." - Dave
"We have a huge matchup against the big man. I'm scared, that's an intimidating matchup. You never want to go against the boss." - Glenny Balls
Analysis: This match will go a long way in determining who comes on top in Group A. How will Dave and Mush bounce back after their brutal Bills beat yesterday? For Dave, he must be feeling at least a little better with the Patriots' biggest win of the season. As for Glenny, he is going to be feeling good after hitting a $3,333 bet (responsibly).
Question 1 - Winning Team/Losing Block
Question 2 - Total Blocks
Match 2 - Pubes II (0-1) vs. Bersekers (2-1)
History: Nick 2-4, Frank 0-1, Billy 6-4, Rudy 2-2
Storylines: With a win today, the Berserkers attempt to become the first team to reach three wins in the entire league. On the flip side, Pubes II would face a major, uphill battle if they drop to 0-2. Which melodies does Frank the Tank have up his sleeve today?
Quotes to Remember: "Bersekers? What is this, named after an 80s wrestler?" - Frank
"I'm concerned by Frank the Tank's magic, I'm concerned. He was doing some weird ass shit in his last match." - Billy
Analysis: I'll keep it short and sweet, there is not much to analyze here. Sit back, relax, and enjoy Frank the Tank go to work.
Question 3 - Winning Team/Losing Block
Question 4 - Total Blocks
Match 3 - Josh Duhamel (0-2) vs. Da Chalk (2-0)
History: Kate 3-3, Cons 2-2, Liz 7-3, Big Ev 4-2
Storylines: This has the feelings of a "David vs. Goliath" matchup. If Da Chalk can take care of business, they would be the only 3-0 team in the entire league. As for Team Duhamel, an 0-3 start would all but extinguish their playoff chances.
Quotes to Remember: "I'm incredibly desperate now. The panic button is out. I went into it real cocky and got real humbled, and to be honest, my odds are not good." - Kate
"I'm not looking at any numbers. I don't buy into any of that shit. As far as I'm concerned, we're underdogs." - Liz
Analysis: With the big picture in mind, this is probably the most pivotal match we have had in this league so far. If Da Chalk wins this one, they would be making a statement to the rest of the league by basically eliminating a team in their group. We'll see if Team Josh Duhamel can pull off the upset and get back in the mix.
Question 5 - Winning Team/Losing Block
Question 6 - Total Blocks (Exact Number)
Last order of business - block orders. These are crucial if you are interested in winning the Progressive Jackpot (aka, everybody):
First pull is at 1:30 PM ET. Remember to make your picks and we will see you then!