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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of A Popeye's Chicken?

Radio.com - On September 30th, Vanessa Lee Jones of New Port Richey, Florida was caught in front of a 7-eleven convenience store partaking in front of a little "self care." To only make matters worse, she was also in full view of a man and his nephew.

Jones was arrested and charged with felony lewd and lascivious exhibition, though prosecutors opted to NOT pursue any charges. She was released from jail October 28th.

Well, this past Saturday, Jones was busted again, committing the same kind of offense, but rather do it in the parking lot of a 7-eleven, Jones was caught completely naked in front of the Popeye's restaurant's dumpster.

According to the police report, the 38-year-old Jones "showed no sign of being drunk or under the influence of drugs, and there was no evidence of mental health issues."

Suffice to say, Jones was arrested again, and faces charges this time of exposure of sexual organs.

I think I speak for Vanessa Jones when I say "sorry for partying". 

Real talk though, there's gotta be a guy, or girl, that works inside this Popeye's that she's smitten with no?

No drugs, no alcohol, no mental health issues. Just straight up can't control herself when she's in this parking lot. Maybe its the phermones/Louisianna fried chicken smells? Maybe that's her bag. Not hating whatsoever. For me it's roasted garlic. I walk into somebody's house, or restaurant and smell roasted garlic and I need to head to the bathroom if you catch my drift. 

(Sidebar - best smells in the game

1- roasted garlic
2- chocolate chip cookies in the oven
3- fresh cut grass
4- bacon
5- Vanilla
6- ocean air
7- campfires
8- Cinnabuns
9- Sunday red sauce
10- the smell at Nobu (no clue what this is but if you know you know)

p.s.- such an outlandish move by Florida to classify public masturbation as "exposure of sexual organs". Florida you aren't fooling anybody by trying to dress up the term JO'ing in public with fancy $10 words. 

p.p.s. - I've had the chicken sandwich. It's really good. But not bean flicking in public good.