Damn. There Goes Sean Payton Stealing Everybody's Mom Again
America woke up this morning to the sun shining, the birds chirping, and mothers all across the land telling their children that Sean Payton is their father now. It seems as if you can Call him Daddy.
The ladies are going to be talking about those dance moves at book club for months to come. If you're wondering why moms all across the nation have been frantically applying for custodial jobs this morning, it's because they just need to get their hands on a bucket and a mop.
Sean Payton knows exactly what he's doing right here. He knows that kids are going to be watching this Instagram live and he knows that parents are going to be monitoring what their kids are watching on social media. Don't play coy with us, Sean. You want to talk about BountyGate? I say we talk about paying a little child support first. Because if you're going to end so many marriages dancing around like you're the biggest swinging dick at the cracker factory, the least you could do is pitch in.
All I'm saying is when you show up back home for the holidays this season, don't be surprised to see Sean Payton mowing the grass in your front yard.