Did Your 2-5 Football Team Just Release A Hype Video So Good That Now I'm Almost Positive We Are Winning The Division? Mine Did!

Nate10/29/2020 2:21 AM

I fucking love this. There is nothing to hate about it. Beating the Cowboys is always the goal. Demolishing them, embarrassing them, and making Jerry Jones throw a hissy fit? Well that's just the cherry on top.

But the thing is, obviously we stink still. Not all the pieces are there. But if at 2-5 we are making hype videos saying "Back in the race", let's fucking doing this. Every climb to the top starts with the first step, and take a look at the next 5 games:

Giants- W.

Lions- W.

Bengals- W.

Cowboys- W.

Steelers- W….e'll see about that.

From 2-5 to 6-6 over the next 5 games. In the NFC East, that'll do it pony boy.

Then the last 4 games?

Win one and go 7-9. Win 2 and go 8-8. THAT WILL WIN THE DIVISION.

Is it INSANE we are talking about winning the division right now? Maybe! But is it equally fucking hysterical and possible? Absolutely. That hype video…has me hyped. I'm such a sucker for this team it's unbelievable. I hate Dan Snyder more than the devil, this team disappoints me and lets me down every year, and I'm over here talking about winning the division. And you know what I say to that? #HTTWFT.

PS: Foreshadowing?