This Is How You Reply To A Job Listing. A+ Voicemail Left By Indiana Iron Worker Looking For Work.

My good pal from college, and longtime stoolie Danny Baseball, runs a national staffing and recruiting company based in Indianapolis. 

Mostly blue-collar, hammer swingin' stuff. But he's been really successful and I'm super proud of him.

Anyway, he received a voicemail from a real self-starter kind of fella, looking for work. 

Give it a listen and tell me you wouldn't hire this guy in a cocaine heartbeat.

Listening to this guy rattle off his long list talents and accolades makes me want to start my own construction company just so I can hire him to run it. 

If there's one thing I think we can all agree with  here on, it's that this new crop of youngsters is fuckin soft. They're scared. And if you don't think so, y'all play too much.

He'd be training these young pussies and drug addicts how to run most heavy equipment, power tools, and how to read some fuckin prints. They can't even read a God damn tape measurer.

My buddy passed on him (huge mistake). So his loss is your gain. If you're in the Indy area and need a five-tool asset for your crew let me know and I'll put you in touch.

p.s. - Piss test? no problem.

p.p.s. - if people have more stuff like this send it my way. This is the kind of weird shit that made this site great. I still don’t have a barstool email so use dantebarstool@gmail.com.