VIDEO: Man On Run In Utah Stalked By Cougar For More Than 6 Minutes

Truly a terrifying video. This is why:

1. You don't live in Utah

2. You don't go for runs

3. You're safer on your couch than outside

The cougar doing it's fake attack thing where it spreads it's front two legs?

Credit to this Ute (I think that's the proper way to describe someone from Utah) for staying calm and recording the video. That's how you get content baby. Do you have a situation on your hands that may result in death? Take out your phone and record it. You'll make a few thousand dollars from one of these companies that buy up viral videos.