I Think I Want To Have Sex With Frankie Borelli?


There was a time when Frankie only wore free clothes, there was a time when he got called out for wearing a "cool guy" shirt and he never draped it over his body again, and now the kid is showing up to weddings looking like Tom Brady at a post-game presser. I'll admit it took me a minute to process, at first I wasn't sure if I loved the look despite how much I loved Frankie going for it, but I took some time to ponder and have decided this is just stunning. The no socks, the collarless sweater worn with reckless abandon, the rather subtly checkered suit, I mean it's all just stunning. Bond Villain Borelli showed up at this wedding to chew gum and fuck, and he's all out of gum.