MailTime Featuring Lil Dicky

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LD AKA the Long Winded Answer AKA the Biggest Loser AKA the Leftward Sloping Penis was in New York City for his Professional Rapper tour so we rolled through Irving Plaza for an episode of Mailtime before his show. If you’re familiar with Dicky you know he’s literally like the perfect guest for Mailtime. A normal ass mediocre white guy who happens to be a hilarious rapper. Tailor made for this show. Dicky was nice enough to talk with us for like half an hour about his career as a comedian/rapper, how he got his start, how badly he wants to suck his own dick, and his struggles with wiping after he poops. He also offers up some advice for me on my Tiko Texas battle and what emcee name I should use.

Speaking of, I dive into the entire Numbers Never Lie diss track from that hoodrat Tiko, talk about the Spelling Bee, the Rangers, Bruce Jenner and more. Jam packed edition of Mailtime, download now.