The NHL Draft Starts Tonight And Some Kid Might Just Make Future History Like Biz

Fucking Biz. He might not need to save any money for Final Jeopardy! but his galaxy brain was already thinking of future marketing way back at the 2003 draft. "Oh I'll just be 69th legit NHLer from my draft class..."

Maybe some team ends up taking a pair of peckerheads. 

And some day, one of those peckerheads loses in the Stanley Cup Final while an interloper down the hall drinks out of the Stanley Cup and a few years later, the two of them start a hockey podcast. Then the other peckerhead joins them. Would be quite the story.