Hardcore Parkour!!!!

I would love to know what the end game was here. I was hoping it would be some sort of wild trick video where he goes down the trash can like it was a Mario Brothers pipe, but alas, it was not. Did he think he'd hit the water and float like some sort of white trash Jesus bro walking on dumpster water? Or did he expect the worst and then break a few ribs and puncture his lung? Because if that was his expectations, he fucking nailed it and for that I give him credit. That went *exactly* how I figured it would go, so possibly that was his expected outcome all along? His plummet into the water was exactly like Andy Bernard's into the refrigerator box, so at least he's got that going for him.

I'll tell you what though, his buddy with perfect comedic timing, going "It's a boy!" made the video. A+ on that while his friend is writhing in pain on the ground. 

And you know what I was thinking? This video goes semi-viral and it's just a dude jumping off a roof into a trashcan. It's like a 5 foot drop, I don't know, I'm not good with measuring. Now think about what Steve-O and the boys used to do. Steve-O would look at this video in disgust. He would wonder where the rest of it was. Or if there were live scorpions in the trash can, or maybe that water is actually acid that burns your skin off. Nothing will ever replicate the original Jackass crew. One of a kind crew of friends, gosh bless them.

Legend.