Doctor Leaves His Cell Phone Inside A Chick After Performing C-Section - Daily Mail
Just another shining example of how nobody is above Mailtime. Doesn’t matter if you’re a lowly cube monkey or a gynecologist delivering a baby, sometimes we all just mail it in. You might forget to submit your monthly expense reports. Maybe you never sent an email you meant to send. You’re a student in school and you leave a paper until the last minute and turn in a piece of garbage. Or you’re a doctor who was checking twitter in the middle of a C-section and you sew up your patient with an iPhone in her belly. Sometimes playas fuck up. And you’re gonna get chewed out by your boss or you get an F from your professor or your patient comes back to you and says “Hey dickhead my stomach is vibrating because you left your smartphone inside of me. Nobody is above Mailtime.
We also got the story of the doctors who lost a dude’s brain, the Asian who gave birth at an internet cafe and continued playing her computer games, crossing guard who smashed a girl in the head with a hammer for trying to cross during a red light, Nigerian restaurant serving human flesh, and Carl’s Jr’s hot dog-cheeseburger unholy alliance.