Getting Blown On The Orange Line Is The Best Way To End A Friday Night

I’ve never seen a more Masshole picture than getting domed up on the T in a Sox jacket, wearing jorts, and some white kicks. That’s 100% the Masshole starter pack right there. If only he had a backwards Polo hat on my head might explode. And I’m talking without the public transportation blowjob from a chick wearing sneakers, that’s just an added bonus.

PS – If I were in the same position I’d be doing the exact opposite. I’m always too drunk leaving the bar so I try and postpone everything until we get home. Buy as much time as I can to chase that whiskey dick away, doing pushups and shit when she’s not looking.