You Ever Had A Take So Controversial Your Coworkers Want to Make You Eat a Basketball?

I don’t know if you heard, but I wrote a blog this morning.

I’m not here to rehash the blog, but if you want a recap of what I was thinking, here’s a clip from today’s Picks Central where I explain where I was coming from. 

What I’m here to address is this:

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Yes, if the Nets win I will deflate a Wilson Evolution mini basketball, take a steak knife to its lifeless body, and blend it up into my morning vegan chia seed smoothie and slurp it up into oblivion live on Picks Central for all of the world to see. 

As an aside, it probably won’t come as a surprise to anyone who follows me on IG and Twitter (@Trysta_Krick), but this isn’t the first time I’ve had a mini basketball in my mouth.

But that’s a story for another day. 

I don’t care whether I can actually digest rubber, whether I might die as a result, or if it even will blend down into liquid form; if our fearless leader Dan can eat a full door, I can and will eat this mini basketball along with my words. I’ve eaten worse things in my life, and have lived to tell the story. 

So mark it down for posterity. If the Brooklyn Nets and Steve Nash win the NBA Championship next year, I will eat a mini basketball.

Still to be determined? What Big Cat will do if they DON’T win a chip. 

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