Joe Judge Has Already Gone Full Football Guy The First Day In Pads By Making Giants Coaches Run Laps With The Players And Taking Names Off The Backs Of Practice Jerseys

Theeeeeere's the new era of New York Giants Football I was promised! Gone are the days of having head coaches that look like they may eat their own scabs or can't manage timeouts let alone an entire game. Even General Coughlin didn't have his coaches running sprints as he chewed on the ass of whoever dared mess up a drill or show up to a meeting FOUR minutes early. Granted he may have done it because he didn't want Kevin Gilbride sucking wind while designing his 3rd & 18 HB Draws or want a full-blown coach mutiny on his hands if they have to run laps to go along with giving up any semblance of a normal family life. But things officially feel different as a Giants fan for the first time since accountability left Big Blue at this very moment.

Coach Judge is out here playing judge, jury, and executioner to every single player with an NY somewhere on their clothes. If you don't want to run laps, make sure you as well as the guy next to you doesn't fuck up. If you don't know that guy's name, you better ask him and remember it or have a copy of the active roster handy because names are off of jerseys. Does this shit help team's win once the season starts? Based on every sports movie I've seen, it sure as shit doesn't hurt with early returns from at least one of the veterans on the team coming in positive.

Obviously if the Giants suck this year, all of this stuff will be spun as another example of a Patriots assistant trying to be like the HC of the NEP without the wins. But as of now, it's nice to have a coach that forces the people who hold my happiness for the fall and winter in their hands to a higher standard. And I'm not only saying that as a fan but also as a media member that covers the team. Which is why I'm running laps for whatever I have fucked up as a blogger since Joe Judge signed on the dotted line. 

Lets get better together.

UPDATE: I think it is supposed to be Let's get better together. Time for another lap.

I am ready to literally die for this crazy motherfucker.