I was first introduced to Barstool during my freshman year of college in 2010. So it's been a decade now for me. And in that decade, I have seen KFC cuncel the Mets approximately 732 times. And after all these years of watching cuncel after cuncel from the sidelines, I think I'm ready to do this one on my own.
cuncel da saeson.
You're in Philly to take on the worst bullpen ever created, and not only do you drop 3 straight to this sorry cast of clowns, but you physically get swept off of Pattison Ave. by the Phandemics Krew. In the midst of a global pandemic! No fans in the stadium but now you're getting bullied out of the park by a man wearing Bryce Harper socks and a pair of (what look to be customized) Phillie Phanatic slides. Swept by socks and slides. Would you like to know how you recover from that?
Now sign JT please.