Toe Sucking, Anal Lube And Other Bizarro Gold In This Week's Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time where no matter what your preference is between Qdoba and Chipotle, we can all come together and be proud of ourselves that we are not quite as bizarro as these freaks who feel the need to comment on fuck flicks. And since I’m sure everyone is incredibly busy and doesn’t have too much time to spare, let’s just get right to it.
Obviously we have to start this week off with the All Star, the King, the OG Daddy of them all; 69luv69. His comments speak for themselves, but look at my man right here. 3 comments on the same video. THREE. That’s outrageous. Love the hustle, respect the freak game. Can’t wait until 69luv finally turns 69 in two years.
Hey, our guy over here knows what he wants to see in his pornogs and he isn’t too afraid to ask. Always appreciate the foodful thought, A2P.
Glad to see Burger King is finally getting into sponsoring the porn comment game. #ChickenFries.
2-for-1 special here. 1) There is nothing hot about lube coming out of a gaping asshole, doctorobispo. Nothing at all. And 2) ACToldie just made me vomit in my mouth. Would bet all my money that he wasn’t lying about that.
Love this comment right here. This is how it’s done. You gotta treat the Pornhub comment section like it’s a prison yard. So you come right in and assert your dominance by declaring yourself the winner of the dick measuring competition. Yungmonky just laid it all on the line and put everyone on blast.
1) This comment is topical since it’s on a video of Jennifer Lawrence from The Fappening. 2) You can really tell how pumped wanttocim was to post this comment by the way he messed up that first exclamation point. Just way too stoked to hold back on hitting enter before proofreading. We’ve all been there before.
Toe Suckers are the grossest human beings on the planet. Feet are disgusting. Fuck you if you suck toes.
Seems like a bit of an overreaction there, bud.
Rikart486 needs to take a quick lesson from Aaron Rodgers and learn how to R-E-L-A-X. You’re creeping us all out over here. Can’t imagine he’s had contact with another human in quite some time.
And thus ends another Week in Freaks. Thanks a lot for stopping by, ya perverts. As always, if anyone comes across any golden comments throughout their travels to Pornhub this week, feel free to send them on over to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitter machine. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and don’t forget to stay sexy out there.