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This Guy's "Prank Video" Is Just Him Rubbing His Dick On Girls At The Beach And Throwing Eggs At Them

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^That right there is a big ol’ butthole full of dick.


Let’s get one thing straight off the bat: This is an awful video. I feel bad that it exists, that this guy is making money off of it, and that anyone on Earth would think “You know what’ll make me funny? Doing a super wacky voice like a French maitre d’ on an SNL sketch.” But the whole concept here is just so next level awful that I kind of love it. Like why would women take a massage from a random weirdo at the beach on camera? And then why would they sit there as he dumps flour on them and tries to cook on their assholes? The obvious answer is it’s fake BUT STILL, I was enraptured by every moment and I can’t explain why. Overall, my mind is just blown that this not only exists, sucked me in, but also is actually resonating with people on YouTube:


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Weep for the world and its Nutella supply. Nice butts tho. If someone wants to start a $70,000 GoFundMe so I can do a video cracking eggs on asses like this while tossing out a real shitty accent, I’m all ears.


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