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People Of Reddit Share Their Most Useless But Fascinating Talents

A thread on AskReddit recently caught some attention with Redditors sharing their useless yet fascinating talents. Useless talents are always interesting to me. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a blog about my best useless talents after a tweet went viral saying that nothing is hotter than a talented guy. Well, people on Reddit must have caught wind of this. Let's take a look at some of the best talents people shared. 

Her husband either has a wildly impressive memory or he is a serial killer responsible for many celebrity deaths. 

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I believe that is an eating disorder known as bulimia. 

You just can't have your kids running around the house yelling, "Daddy, do the dad squirt!"

The epitome of a useless talent. 

This is not even close to useless. I would pay money to watch this happen live. 

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Also definitely not useless. This is basically just a straight up magic trick. This guy is like fucking Two-Face. 

One time when I was 7, I was at my friend's birthday party and this girl dropped his hamster. I swooped in with quick reflexes and made a one-handed grab just before it hit the ground. Pretty sure she had a crush on me for like a year after that. 

Reminds me of the Joker crying/laughing scene in Batman Beyond. Haunted my childhood for years to come. 

The kids that could hoola hoop for a long time absolutely ran birthday parties. Always got so jealous. 

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I've said before that I'm too smart to take naps. My brain just can't shut off like that. My mind is too active. So consider me jealous of this dummy. 

I'd just sit by my window and go absolutely bonkers when I see the mailman coming. 

This would be worth at least $19.99/month. 

It's going to be a huge day for the boyfriend when/if she ever messes up one time. 

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Two huge traits for a criminal. 

Add this to the long list of things that COVID has taken from us. 

What are your most useless but impressive talents?