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Good Morning! Here's Pete Alonso Hitting The Dick Out Of 53 Home Runs During His Rookie Season

The Big Man got on track last night so we are going to relive all 53(!!!) of his fuckbombs from his ridiculous rookie year. Myself and a good chunk of #MetsTwitter was on the edge after the ol' Diaz meltdown-Braves beatdown combo over the weekend. But the Mets hitting three longballs off of pitchers that may not be real life humans was just the medicine we all needed to continue on our journey during this fake ass coronaseason. And now we pray.

Nothing like a happy recap following a Mets game!