The 2020 John Smith Awards

 

 

As most of you already know, it's National John Smith Day. In honor of the 389th anniversary of the legendary explorer's death and the upcoming birthday of 2x Olympic Gold Medalist wrestler John Smith, I decided to team up with TierMaker and Coors Light to pay homage to the greatest John Smiths of all time. I know I say this every year on John Smith Day, but hell, I really feel like there's something special about this crop of John Smiths. 

 

 

 

  

 

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*JonBenét Ramsey and Smith & Wesson guns were ineligible for this year's event

 

 

WINNERS

Hancock

John Hancock (The Declaration of Independence) and Will Smith (Hitch)

Career Ended After Short Stint In Washington

John F. Kennedy (Assassinated U.S. President) and Bruce Smith (Hall of Fame Defensive End)

Played Gym In The Office

John Krasinski (The Office) and Adam “Smitty” Smith (Smitty Goes Full Hardo Mode During Barstool Idol Week And DRILLS Girl In The FACE)

Gave Brad Pitt Head/Box

Kevin Spacey as John Doe (Seven) and Angelina Jolie as Mrs. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Bones

Jon "Bones" Jones (UFC Champion) and Anna Nicole Smith (1967 - 2007)

Two Jews

Jon Stewart/Jon Lovitz (Jewish Comedians) and JuJu Smith-Schuster (Pro Bowl Wide Receiver)

Used To Share A Bedroom With Will

John C. Reilly (Step Brothers) and Jada Pinkett Smith (August Alsina)

Former Cougar

John Mellencamp (Jack & Diane) and Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)

"Stay With Me" —

John Wayne Gacy (Serial Killer/Abductor) and Sam Smith (Grammy Winning Singer/Songwriter) 

Fights Barstool on Twitter

John Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) and Torrey Smith (All ACC Wide Receiver)

Relied On LBJ To Get The Job Done

John F. Kennedy (Jacky Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Judith Campbell, Mimi Alford) and J.R. Smith (Jewel Smith, Candice Patton, K. Michelle, Solange)

 

2020 Coors Light Denver Legends of the Year

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