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Guess That Ass

If you guessed 'Brandon Walker', close but no cigar. 

Zero other hunches due to the paleness & softness of body? Ok, fine, I'll tell you. 

It's mine. I know. I was shocked, too. 

In hindsight I had zero worries recording myself in the suit because I thought it'd look more like this:

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But alass...

And wowzers was this a rude awakening. 

Not in the sense that I need to work out (I won't) but that any bathing suit bottom belonging to me needs camouflage patterns all over it & mom-jeans-style high-waisted height. This thing looks like someone lightly brushed baby-blue watercolor over my cheeks then swiped a fading Sharpie down the middle. 

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Also those are shadows, not fart stuff or a dangler. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

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Anyways, I used a timer to take those unfortunate, cursed snaps of myself at Peekamoose Blue Hole (more like Peek-a-Caboose Brown Hole, amiright? ha ha) up in NY's Catskill Mountains over the weekend. I went up there to try and clear my fuzzy head with some hiking & swimming hole hoppin' and wound up covered in hives and driving home around 3am feeling like a crazy person before having a Twitter meltdown. But other than that, highly recommend! (Really was still worth it 120%.)

In closing, I've been on the struggle-bus as of late regarding the blog & some other things and nature is a good reminder that, all the ugly stuff aside (like anonymous internet trolls, my front left tooth and/or a very weird ass), real life is a real beaut and there's still so much awe-inspiring, wonderful stuff to explore (like new trails, or outpatient lipo). If you're in a similar boat try to put the phone down & put your own buns in motion to spend some time in whatever bit of great outdoors you've got, even if it's only for a few minutes. (While also making sure to still have your phone nearby though, because if you don't document it for social media nothing matters.) 

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