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Morgan Avery Would Like A Moment Of Your Time, Please

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Thank you for your time!  And thank you, Morgan!  Ladies and gentleman, as you were!  But first, more Morgan!!!  

MORGAN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he knows I'm still getting all of his PAGEVIEWS for him!

BACK TO MISS AVERY!!!

Thank you, Morgan!  Thank you!