Community policing, folks. That's what it's all about and that's what Officer Doofy here was able to do. Not only did he have two fine ladies twerking on him, he had about three thousand onlookers filming the act. He couldn't lost his cool, but he didn't. Instead he stood there with his arms crossed and surveyed the scene.
If I had to guess I'd say he was focused on not getting a boner but who knows? He could've been making sure everyone was safe, which is what I choose to believe. Well done, officer. Your hard work does not go unnoticed. If you want to let loose next time, feel free. I'm sure no one would mind.