I’ll Never Do Anything This Graceful or Beautiful And That Makes Me An Ugly Duckling Ass Bitch

That’s a Saturday afternoon, folks. Nice blue sky with wispy clouds tucked ever so gently in their perfectly pictured location. Her marigold romper clings tightly yet freely as the winds of rhythms slide from those same clouds down to her peanut-colored skates in an effortless flow of grace. 

The orange wheels on her skates spin like the world does on its axis and we only have the access to bear witness to this artful image through the scientific wonder that is twitter dot com. Wow! 

I need some peanut skates. I’ve got a sickness that will only be cured by shuffle skating my dick dry. To amazon I go.