Danica Patrick Looks Better Doing A Handstand Than You And Me And God Combined


Good thing she doesn’t handstand like she drives or else she’d break her vertabrae crashing into the wall.  Amiright?  Anyone?

Wait, that’s not even a handstand.  Is that easier or harder to go vertical or your forearms?  I’d try it out but with this cold I’ve been going to war with there’s a 400% chance I shit myself on the way up and down.  The only thing that could make this effort better is if that shirt made it’s way loose or she walked around on her forearms doing tricks.  Until then, the pug pissing his heart out has her number.   Step it up and start walking and squirting, Danica.