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Some Guy Got Caught On Camera Trying To Shlep A Stolen ATM Onto A New Jersey Transit Bus

Full disclosure: I don't know whether or not this ATM is stolen, but if I had to guess, I'd say that if a company sent him to pick it up, they probably would've sent him in a uniform. They probably would've had one guy stand guard with a gun while the other loads it onto a dolly and then into some sort of armored truck. NOT a crowded NJ Transit BUS in the middle of the day. Again, I'm not an expert, but I think that's how these things work. 

You could tell how heavy the ATM was too because he had to move it by pivoting it on its corners. Which for anyone whose ever moved furniture knows is a nightmare. The poor guy spun around sixty times and only made it three feet. I can't even imagine how panicked he must've thinking that bus was going to pull away. Why it didn't is beyond me. Maybe it was an inside job? Who knows? All I know is that NJ Transit is a joke. Take it away, Tank...