The Call Her Daddy Instagram Page Has Officially Gone BANANAS

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Up 711.6% in the last 30 days alone?!?!?!?  THAT'S BANANAS!!!  For a second I thought those were Davey Day Trader growth percentages!!!  But nope!!!  It's just the ascension of the Call Her Daddy IG page to and through the MOON!!!  I wonder if anything happened over the past month or so that would accelerate this growth but I, CBS, know these Internets!  It just has to be good ol' fashion elbow grease and hard work!  Good for CHD!  Hooray for the Glucks!  

These public numbers from Socialblade.com are GREAT to catch up on live views and actual, real statistics on various platforms!  Somebody PLEASE check in on Fortnight Boy's numbers as I'm filling in for AGAIN!  For comparison sake, you can see how Pardon My Take's Twitch Page is absolutely SLAYING right now - HERE!  Yay for Honk, Coach Duggs, and PFT for putting Barstool on the MAP on Twitch!  I bet that loser Smitty's numbers are NOWERE near as good as the unanimously successful PMT channel!  Check that blockhead's numbers out HERE and tell him live below to stop being LAZY!!!  Do it!!  Now!!!

Thank you CHD!  Thank you to the heavens and back!!!