An Instagram model has revealed how she was unable to sit down for six months following a botched bottom surgery that cost her $60,000 to correct.
Shilpa Sethi, 25, from New Delhi, boasts over 1.2 million followers on her Instagram page, where she posts pictures of herself posing in skimpy lingerie. But things quickly went wrong. 'I chose my doctor based on what I later discovered to be fake reviews,' Shilpa said. 'That first surgery was botched, and I had complications immediately after the procedure.
The end result of that surgery was not only a lopsided rear end, but considerable discomfort. 'It was very painful, and I wasn't able to sit on my butt for months.
LOOK AT THAT ASS!!! Now THAT is an ass you'd like to sit on!!! Some people are blessed with upper 1% of things. Take me as an example; I have an arm like a damn rocket and like to show it off any chance I get. I was at Kankakee River State Park this weekend and we were picking things out on the other side of the river for me to throw rocks at. Almost hit a few trees from about 50-60 yards away. It was exhilarating showing of my arm like that and each passerby was amazed at what they were in presence of.
So I really, really feel for IG influencer Shilpa Sethi here. When your money maker is your ass, I'd imagine you'd like to sit on it, and sit on it a LOT. You know what's better than sitting around on your ass and doing nothing? Nothing at all. There's nothing better than sitting on your ass. That's why I feel so bad for this chick. She saved her money, pissed off her mom, fell for fake reviews of the ass doctor on craigslist and was left not being able to sit on that gigantic ass for a half a year. Mental torcher like you read about, and quite frankly, I'm not sure how she got through it. I mean this ass was MADE to be sit on:
It's like a big… fluffy… cloud. Some people might even think it's attractive. Not me, but to each their own. I'll never judge a person on their sexual proclivities. Nevertheless, imagine taking away my arm from me or MJ's Killer instinct from him. That's what we're dealing with here. Shilpa has an ass that is just tailor made for sitting on it and she couldn't do that for 6 whole months. If I ever get to the point where I can't show off my RPG of a right arm for any extended amount of time, just go ahead and euthanize me like an old dog. I won't have anything left to live for.
Shouts to Shilpa for being tougher than I am.
And speaking of RPG's, Smitty, Balls and I are about to embark on a run of dominance that's never been seen before in Call of Duty history. Tune in to watch us