Cody Latimer's Lawyer Just Called His Situation "One of the most highly provocative situations you can imagine"!!!!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!? NOBODY KNOWS, BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE!!!! IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!!!!

I don't know if we can make jokes about this or not, but all I know is when an attorney for a dude who was just arrested and charged with a million counts

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says “There’s an entire back story to this situation that constitutes one of the most highly provocative situations you can imagine. Please withhold judgment until all the facts of what took place that night are known.”, it has my full, undivided attention.

I hope he releases a video with the Earl Thomas excuse, "Stuff like this happens bro". I'm hoping it's not serious, but includes like, midget strippers and clowns hanging from the chandeliers. What an NFL offseason, man. More as we hear it.