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Migos Just Dropped The New Cinco De Mayo Anthem "Taco Tuesday"

No offense to mis Stoolies Mexicanos here by declaring this the new Cinco De Mayo anthem.

Is it slightly stereotypical? 


Migo the plug, Guadalupe (Brrt)
She gon' do what the group say, comprende (Comprende)
Caliente (Uh), she get the bag but she gotta get it ten ways (Woo)
Okay, now ándele, ándele (Ándele)

Is it a certified heater despite sampling that cringeworthy Lebron Instagram story? 


[Verse 1: Offset]
Cha-nay-nay like she on the runway (Cha-nay-nay)
It's a payday when she get the cum face (Woo)
Mamacita want tequila and a Bombay (Tequila)
Trap beating in the cul-de-sac, a one-way (Trap beating)
She want a perc before she take off her skirt (Perc, perc)
Put in work, put your number on here (Skirt, skirt)
These diamonds get to winking, like to flirt (Flirt, flirt)
The K put your face on a shirt (Shirt)
Been having flavour, givin' waves since birth (Birth)

[Verse 2: Takeoff]
My name Jose (Hola)
It's a long line at the doorway (Trap)
We servin' tacos, get 'em with the nachos
Fuckin' with a bad vibe, and she go both ways (Bad)
Count up the racks off a show date (Nero)
I'd never ever seen a broke date (Oh, no)
Look into the eyes of a GOAT face (GOAT)
The gang and Durel, it's a four way (Four)

[Chorus: Quavo]
Taco Tuesday, I got the cheese, she tastin' the Kool-Aid (Taco)
Migo the plug, Guadalupe (Brrt)
She gon' do what the group say, comprende (Comprende)
Caliente (Uh), she get the bag but she gotta get it ten ways (Woo)
Okay, now ándele, ándele (Ándele)
What the money make? (Money make?)
Make it elevate (Elevate, woo, go)

Migos has a new album in the works. No official name or release date for it yet. Doubtful this will appear on it but A-for-effort here releasing something entertaining for a day that, barring a worldwide lockdown, is always a shitshow in a good way. Happy Cinco De Mayo everybody.

ps - just kidding about it being the new Cinco Anthem. 

Nothing is ever topping Richie Valens - "La Bamba"

pps - La Bamba is also a great movie on a sad story if you've never seen it.