Kim Kardashian Says She Has Sex With Kanye West 15 Times A Day
Daily Mail – Kim Kardashian’s doctor has warned her she is having too much sex. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star and husband Kanye West have been sleeping together up to 15 times a day in a bid for her to get pregnant again But Kim told E! News that the couple, who are already parents to 20-month-old North, been advised to cut down by specialists. Kim admitted: ‘The doctors said he thinks I’m having sex too much. He said one time is more powerful…so we’ve tried everything.’ She joked: ‘Literally teenagers on meth get pregnant in two seconds. It’s crazy. When you don’t want to be pregnant, it happens.’ As she lies on her back with her legs in the air in a bid to help her conceive, she admits she had intercourse with Kanye in the bathroom just 15 minutes before her sisters came round to visit.
This is like when you’re in high school and kids just lie about everything to make sure they seem cool. The guy who tells his buddy he drank 30 beers in one night or the guy who lies about having sex with every chick. You dont fuck 15 times a day. You just dont. Thats a bold faced lie and anybody who believes that is an idiot. Maybe it was just hyperbole and news outlets are running with it like it was serious, I dont know. But I’m guaranteeing you Kanye West and Kim Kardashian didnt fuck 15 times in one day. I dont care how rich and lazy your life is. I dont care that Kim Kardashian’s entire career is based upon getting fucked and I dont care how enthusiastic Kanye seems with his Swish pics – bottom line is no normal dick is having sex 15 times a day and no normal vagina is getting fucked 15 times. That sorta stuff is reserved for porn stars only. At some point the male brain just shuts off and wants to eat food and lay on the couch and not be bothered by his wife and more physical activity. At some point the female brain just says “Stop letting that man penetrate you.” Its just not natural. The average guy eventually just wants to toss on Sportscenter or a ballgame and be left alone after like round 5. Kanye is a fucking weirdo so lets say he doesnt do any of that stuff and he goes round 6. Lets get really ridiculous and say he goes round 7. We’re still not even half way there!
And dont give me that nonsense about trying to have a baby. There’s like a billion sperm per load. If the first 14 billion swimmers couldnt get to that egg whats another billion. Like a drop in the ocean. A tiny little drop of cum in a HUGE cum ocean inside Kim Kardashian’s cavernous vagina. Plain and simple – Nobody fucks 15 times unless you’re getting paid to do it on camera, end of discussion.
PS – Part of me feels like Kim and Kanye never have sex. North West was like artificially created in a lab where Kanye designed her. They’re both just so fucking weird I think of their marriage as a business partnership. I could see Kanye thinking hes too much of a revolutionary to have sex or something. Hes so next level he’s done with fucking. I think their whole marriage and baby is a sham.