Wake Up With Dave Portnoy Absolutely DOMINATING The US Open

Every morning we wake up with an ode to our master! Enjoy! Go Pres Go! King Of The Links! Lord and Savior to us all!

PS - You know who isn't getting dressed up at all?  Or even doing his job?  FORTNIGHT BOY!  Go tell him to thank me for earning his paycheck for him please with all these PAGEVIEWS!