The Barstool Fund - In Support Of The 30 Day FundLearn More

Kim Yo-Jung Will Beat The Dog Piss Outta You

Not since the late WWE superstar Chyna have I seen a woman who I was BEYOND certain would whoop my ass at first glance. There’s certainly a litany of women who would beat the shit out of me but Ms. Kim tops that list. Next? Pink. She’s in such good shape.

Kim Jong Un’s sister would absolutely kick my ass, your ass, and your whole crew’s ass EVEN IF that crew was comprised of such known brawlers as DMX and Suge Knight.

Bring your whole crew. That’s just a bigger group for her to chew a whole through.