Neymar's Mom Comes To Her Senses And Dumps Her 23 Year Old Boyfriend After Finding Out He Used To Date 'A String of Men' And Was Just Trying To Be With Her Son

Twelve days ago I blogged about soccer superstar Neymar's mom (52) dating a 23 year old video game TikTok dude. My blog was simple. Neymar was left with three choices: 1) hire the cartel to carry out a hit 2) murder him on your own (risky) 3) offer up an ultimatum and threaten to leave leave the family with your smoke girlfriend until he's gone.

For a quick refresher on who this asshole is, just look at these two TikToks. You're really going to allow this guy to keep banging your mom in the middle of a global pandemic? No exaggeration, I'd rather kill myself than see him filming this videos and wiggling his dick all around the house. Taking away sports is one thing, but forcing me to watch this guy all day galavant through our mansion is a life not worth living. 

I mean if you have any respect for yourself and your family that guy has to go. Looks like Neymar and the rest of the family did some digging and found some dirt on Tiago. Rumor has it he was banging the family chef before Neymar's mom. Before that he was hooking up with a famous Brazilian actor named Carlinhos Maia. This parlayed with the family urging the mom to stop this madness ended with her coming to her sense and sending him packing.

But O Dia reporter Fabia Oliveira claimed the 52-year-old had been urged by her family to end the brief fling. Computer game fan Tiago is now back with his family in Brazil after leaving Nadine's mansion.

I didn't realize this part until now but apparently he sent a message to Neymar three years ago saying…

"Neymar you are fantastic, I don’t know how to explain the emotion of being a fan of a guy like you. I see you playing and I”m very motivated, one day I hope to read this message with you, be your brother and play together. I know that one day I will meet you, because I am a dreamy boy where I do not give up on my goals! Stay with God, very successful and happy." 

So basically he was an obsessed Neymar fanatic and the way he thought he could get close to him was to be with his mom. Fucking crazy. I mean complete lunatic. That's just not normal behavior. This guy belongs in jail. He was probably going to murder Neymar in a few months if this continued. Finding out your mom's boyfriend messaged that to you when he was 20 and you being cool with this relationship from the start is bananas. I'd have the police at the door before I even learned his name. 

Good for Neymar, noted stoolie, for reading my blog and getting the proper push he needed to move forward and take charge of the family. Now continue to enjoy the fruits of life with your lovely girlfriend and all the money in the world. See you around N.