ENOUGH! STOP FUCKING MAKING DEALS BASED ON HOW MANY RETWEETS YOU CAN GET

I might just be in a bad mood, but this is something that's been really chapping my ass for some time now. Stop with this fucking dumb shit. Stop with the 'how many retweets for x to happen.' I'm so goddamn sick of someone throwing out an arbitrary number only to go somewhat viral and then it to either happen regardless or that tweet to get deleted. I don't want to fucking help you by RT'ing it. I have no goddamn desire to help this fake marketing campaign. Take for instance this UMass one going around now. You want black jerseys? Tell your coach and marketing department you want black jerseys and it'll help with recruiting. Just take a look at some of these stupid ass RT things: 

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Nobody likes these things except the social media manager and the kid that ate all the nuggets. That's it. You don't want to see this shit RT'd on your timeline. But if you're going to do this we need to put in a no takebacks rule. You can't be Toledo here and promise something and then take it back/delete the tweet. If we're going to have this stupid ass competition of getting some followers and likes, you have to live with the rules. 

It's 2020, let's just stop with this. If you want something done, just do it. Stop trying to get me to help with your fake social media marketing.