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Fellas, We Impressed With This Taekwondo Bro?

You can learn a lot about someone from their Instagram explore page. For example, depending on the day mine is full of either basketball highlights, motorcyclists outrunning cops, gay memes or cute animals. Ya know- normal stuff. I'm sure a lot of you have the same combination. Having said that, every once in a while the algorithm responsible for populating my page throws me a ringer. A 'feeler' if you will just to see if you like it. Which is exactly what happened today this with guy...

Impressive? It's tough to say. I've always been of the belief that martial arts is a waste of time because the guy with the gun always wins unless it's Chris Tucker in Rush Hour, but after some more exploring I think I may have to change my mind. What other guy do you know that can kick Shaq in the head? 

Or take a dump while doing a full split.

Or do an entire science experiment with his feet? 

Not many I'll tell you that. He has a bunch of other good ones on his page if you want to check them out. In conclusion (I'm writing this in MLA format), I think I am all in on karate Instagram. I'm gonna see what type of weirdos I can find and post on here.